harry potter + tumblr text posts

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

madmothmiko:

Tumblr User: pheberoni

So my housemate is on Blue Team…

rage-and-roses:

rage-and-roses:

… and keeps insisting that “Red Team blows.” She went home this weekend, so I figured perfect time to redecorate and painted my room a nice, classy red! 

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But then she sent me this text, and I felt that I had been issued a challenge. image

Yes.

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Such a shame. 

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Bonus: 

I made a replacement for her Guardians of the Galaxy poster. 

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Holy Shit | by Cr1TiKaL

cinderfell:

"pEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO VOICE THEIR OPINIONS!!" roosterteeth’s youtube community yells as they defend people who call lindsay a cunt and make fun of her for her appearance and call her an unfunny bitch every time she dares to open her mouth on camera

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

pinmeupagainstthesky:

These, for me, are the two most depressing paintings in western history. They were painted by post-impressionist Henry de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man who, due to inbreeding, was born with a genetic disorder that prevented his legs from growing after they were broken. After being so thoroughly mocked for is appearance, he became an alcoholic, which is what eventually caused his institutionalization and death. His only known romantic relations were with prostitutes.

And then he paints something like this which is so beautiful and tender and sentimental. It seems like the couple in bed really loves each other—cares about each other. Wakes up happy to look at each other. And I see that love and passion and I wonder how lonely he must have been. I wonder how he could paint something like this without it breaking his heart. 

Maybe they say artists should create what they know, not because its unbelievable when they extend themselves beyond their experiences, but because when they pull it off with such elegance, it’s so damn unbearable to look at. I hate thinking of Lautrec, wondering about the lovers he created and knowing it was beyond his experience. Creating something that he knows is beautiful and knows he’ll never really understand. 

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

austintichenor:

     I've made a, basically, a decision, that 
      I want to be a big YouTuber some day.

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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.